the bilge sphincter is because i got slogged (you can get the surprise recipe from slog as a true kin if you use a ganglionic teleprojector to get a robot to learn it for you) and the temporal fugue is from two separate relics and the fact that my ego is enormous thanks to ape hands.
My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft
Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what
